Office's Copier More Volatile than Iranian Government

PAPER JAM, REMOVE PAPER—John in HR dislikes the office copier. In fact, he hates it. Everyday is a battle with this thing. He presses print. Walks to the copier. No print jobs. He walks back. Presses print again. Walks back again. Copier prints two copies of his print job. Somehow, he is the only one who ends up replacing the toner or filling it with paper. It jams on him constantly. He hates it. He said to his coworker that the copier was “more volatile than the Iranian government.”